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Kick Ass Pussy Pump is awarded 79% in our review.

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Site Facts
Site: Kick Ass Pussy Pump
Initial Review: 2007-09-29
Updated On:2008-08-20
Main Category: Bizarre
Price Options: 29.95$ / 30day

49.95$ / 60day

59.95$ / 90day

99.95$ / 180day

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Video
Number of Movies: 52
Average Length:15 mins
Full Length Videos: yes
DRM Protection: no
Streaming:no
Video Format: Other (320x240; 830k)

Windows (640x480; 1500k)

Photos
Pic Sets: 33
Pics Per Set :100
Zip Sets : yes
High Rez Pics : no

Review

If you've got a somewhat naive mind like I do, you probably thought that KickAssPussyPump was referring to the action of pumping one's cock into a wet pussy. I stand corrected, the pussy pump is actually... a pussy pump. You know, like one of those penis enlarging pumps like Austin Power's favorite toy. Basically consisting of a clear plastic suction cup, they proceed to pump the air out therefore enlarging the cunts to astonishing proportions. I'm not really sure what the point of this is exactly, but the gals sure seem to enjoy it. I think it has something to do with the fact that the rush of blood to the parts actually enhances sensitivity.

This site is part of the Kick Ass network, and as such, it offers lots of bonuses in which we'll go into further details later on. This particular site offers 28 photo galleries, all of which are downloadable in ZIP format. If you don't care for the hard drive clutter, you can also choose to view them online. The photos are clear and offer great angles, but unlike the twats, they're pretty small (600x400). Even though it may not seem like the most glamorous fetish, the girls have a certain flare and always begin the rounds dressed up in sexy yet elegant outfits.

In the video section, you'll find 47 episodes to watch. Clearly, this site is more focused on getting you some video action than anything else, which is good. The movies are available for download in different quality formats that adapt to various connection speeds. You can either download them in great-looking Windows Media format or in an iPod-specific format.

Like I said earlier, the site is part of a network, which means that when you sign up for this particular one, you'll actually be getting a whole lot more for your buck than just the one. Altogether, you'll get to visit 12 sites with the one fee. Swollen pussies isn't exactly common out there, so don't expect this network to be exclusively this type of pumping action. For those of you who have varied taste in porno, you'll love the variety of hardcore action throughout those sites.

Now on to the down side. It was difficult to tell how often this site gets updated. As far as we could tell when we were there, there hadn't been any new material added in the past two weeks. Also, the design of the site makes it so navigation isn't exactly as easy as it could be. This is not to say that it's terribly difficult, but the sections are divided by models, so you have to navigate through the individual pages to find the updates.

If you're looking for something out of the ordinary with a membership that allows you to quench your thirst for various types of porn action, this one might be right for you. You'll get lots of content and diversity with this one.

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Overall Score: 79

Kick Ass Pussy Pump

Kick Ass Pussy Pump

Score Criteria

Quality9/10
Design8/10
Navigation8/10
Updates4/10
Content Amount7/10
Money Value8/10
Downloadable Videos5/5
Exclusivity15/15
Other Scores15/20
Overall Score:79/100

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